An Interview with Little Green – January 2017

This is going around Facebook but I wanted to post it here to give some insight into Little Green.

(Plus, I’m cheating a little. I wanted to post something after fucking posting nothing for too long. I’ll be back on track soon.)

WITHOUT prompting, ask your child these questions and write EXACTLY what they say about you…

*What is something I say a lot? “uh huh”
*What makes me happy? School
*What makes me sad? “Sometimes you say nope”
*How tall am I? Taller
*What’s my favorite thing to do? Get coupons
*What is my favorite food? Noodles
*What is my favorite drink? Coffee
*If I could go anywhere, where would I go? For a walk
*Do you think you could live without me? Yeah
*How do I annoy you? No! Sometimes I scream!
*What is my favorite TV show? Houses [she means HGTV shows] *What is my favorite music to listen to? Tori
*What is my job? Work
*How old am I? 15 years old
*What’s my favorite color? Black
*How much do you love me? LOTS

Getting LG to participate in this simple activity took a lot of time, patience, and effort. She wanted to ask me random questions or tell me one of the things she stims about. These were the best answers I could pull out of her. Funny, though, she got two of them exactly right because she really is paying attention, even when I think she’s not.

(But I’ve quit coffee for either all of January or as long as I can stand it, whichever comes first. It’s been a week…)

When I see the eloquent answers given by some people’s five year olds (whether or not they are edited/doctored, there’s usually a grain of truth in there), well, it’s a little hard. But then I see that others get similar short, specific bursts and it’s not just us.

Longer Letter Later, besties!

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